“是啊姐姐····那位白发英雄好厉害啊·····英雄加油啊·····加油····你看你看姐姐···好厉害啊····好帅啊·····英雄！····我好崇拜你啊···别拽我裙子···讨厌啦···挡着我干嘛··你好坏啊·····”
  “又犯花痴了····这个妹子哎···不过那个白发帅哥····好帅啊····帅哥加油···加油啊····加油帅哥·····奴家好崇拜你啊···加油····加油···哎呀····小心后面··帅·哥··噢····这蝎子摆尾踢的···吓死老娘了·····闪开你个二货····挡着老娘看帅哥了······”
  “·········”
  “我剑····我剑····我剑不死你·····我剑不死你····来啊来啊·····英雄加油·······不如我们刀剑合璧吧·····看我剑不死他们···等等啊···我来啦··英雄等我啊··我剑···我剑···我剑····我来啦英雄·······”
  “噢扑哧！！！···············”
  “英雄·····你怎么喷血了啊······你们放开我的英雄····有什么事都冲我来啊····别砍我的英雄啊·····我剑····我剑···我剑不死你···闪开··英雄···我来啦·····”
  “扑哧！！！！·············”
  “英雄······你怎么又吐血啦·······”
  “还剑呢····你个二货···快不快回来··你个怂色····你看你都把英雄吓的···一直往外喷血呢，你个二货·····还往上上呢····还不给我回来啊···没看你上的时候那英雄直躲你吗···猪头啊还上····还上你个二货··听不懂人话吗···给我回来···回来啊二货····你傻啊····是不是傻···是不是傻·····”
  “一剑穿心·····翻江倒海·····梦里乾坤·····刀剑如梦·····恩这年轻人刀法不错，有老夫我当年的风范······落井下石·····”
  “老头子·····你当年有那么帅吗·····老身怎么没看出来啊········”
  “移形还影····当然有了老婆子···不然你怎么能看上老夫我呢呵呵········”
  “老头子救我·······”
  “放开老夫爱人···你们这群混蛋找死吗···老夫我和你们拼啦·······玉石俱焚！！！！”
  “轰！！！！！！”
  “又自爆了·····
  “这老爷子····”
  “是哪个傻子又上去抓那婆婆了？······”
  “报告头儿····是没头脑上去抓的·····”
  “没头脑？····那家伙不是被你们吃了吗，怎么还能上？·····”
  “报告头儿····是另一个没头脑····”
  “他吗的···你们这队人马怎么这么多没没头脑啊··瞧这炸的···真该··该····”
  “轰！！！！！！”
  “怎么又爆炸了·········”
  “报告头儿··属下估计可能是人太多给挤着那个婆婆了，所以·····”
  “一群废物····听我命令···所有战斗人员远离那个老头儿和老婆婆二十米····二十米范围内谁要是让我看见了，就给我生吞了他··知道了吗····”
  “是头儿····全体散开··散开····向后撤···向后撤···远离那老头儿和老婆婆二十米····远离·····”
  “轰！！！！！！”
  “···········”
  “老头子····你还好吧····”
  “只要夫人安好···老夫就是·····”
  “别这么炸了老头子···炸的老婆子我眼花啊···什么都看不见了啊·······”
  “这个····要不夫人你去队伍里边呆着去啊·····老夫看那位白头发小伙有点吃力，不如我去帮帮他·····”
  “好·好····老头子·····你要注意安全啊······”
  “闪开···都闪开···喂···那个胖子···给老夫夫人让个道···让她进队伍里面去···让她过去···借过借过····”
  “知道啦老爷子···死猴子·还不闪开找炸呢····后面的都闪开闪开···给这婆婆让个路···让个路啊···”
  “都闪开···闪开····没看婆婆要进去了吗···都给老子闪开····婆婆您请····”
  “都闪开····不怕被炸死的就给婆婆让开啊···你找死吗···还不给老子闪开····闪开····”
  “谢谢你啊胖子····老夫去帮帮那个白发年轻人了····帮老夫照顾好我的夫人啊········”
  “放心吧您内·····”
  “走好老人家····”
  “就交给我们吧····”
  “您就放心的去炸吧····”
  “别急···那个白头发的小伙子····坚持住啊·····老头子我来帮你了啊······万马奔腾····千里江山·····如歌如梦···玉石俱焚···”
  “轰！！！！！！”
  “妈呀······”
  “又自爆了·····”
  “快跑啊··兄弟们····那个会自爆的老头儿炸过来啦····快跑啊··兄弟们跑啊·····”
  “跑啊······”
  “等等我······”
  看到那个生猛的老头儿朝着自己炸了过来，项无极吓得一哆嗦，这老爷子怎么朝我跑过来了，我也没得罪这老头子啊····